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FASCINATING OLD CARS

FANTASTIC OLD PHOTOS 1

Hippo cart in 1924. The hippo belonged to a circus and 
apparently enjoyed pulling the cart as a trick



Charlie Chaplin in 1916 at the age of 27



Suntan vending machine, 1949



Annie Edison Taylor (1838-1921), the first person to 
survive going over Niagara Falls in a barrel. She 
did it in 1901 because she needed money, and after 
doing it said she wouldn't recommend it to anyone!



Only known authenticated photo of Billy the Kid,ca. 1879



Jesse James, approximately 16 years old




How could parents ensure that their children were getting 
sunlight and fresh air when living in apartment buildings?
The baby cage, ca. 1937







Hotel owner pouring acid in the water when black people
swam in his pool, ca. 1964


Little girl comforting her doll in the ruins of her 
bomb damaged home, London, 1940



Artificial legs, United Kingdom, ca. 1890



Unknown soldier in Vietnam, 1965




Former slave showing whipping scars

The Englishman and the Frenchman

An Englishman is having breakfast, in Paris , one morning (coffee, croissants, bread, butter and jam) when a Frenchman, chewing bubble-gum, sits down next to him The Englishman ignores the Frenchman who, nevertheless, starts a conversation.

Frenchman: 'You English folk eat the whole bread??' 
Englishman (in a bad mood): 'Of course.'

Frenchman: (after blowing a huge bubble) 'We don't.  In France , we only eat what's inside.  The crusts we collect in a container, rec ycle it, transform them into croissants and sell them to England ' The Frenchman has a smirk on his face.

The Englishman listens in silence.

The Frenchman persists: 'Do you eat jam with the bread??'

Englishman: 'Of Course.'

Frenchman: (cracking his bubble-gum between his teeth and chuckling).

'We don't.  In France we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds, and leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam, and sell the jam to England '

After a moment of silence, The Englishman then asks: 'Do you have sex in France ?'

Frenchman: 'Why of course we do', he says with a big smirk.

Englishman: 'And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?'

Frenchman: 'We throw them away, of course.'

Englishman: 'We don't.  In England , we put them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into bubble-gum, and sell them to France '