...For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get the milk for free. Here's an update for you: Nowadays, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage.
Men are like..
1. Men are like Laxatives. They irritate the crap out of you.
2.Men are like Weather .Nothing can be done to change them.
3. Men are like Chocolate Bars .. Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
4. Men are like Commercials . You can't believe a word they say.
5. Men are like Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature.
6. Men are like Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
7. Men are like Parking Spots All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.
I omitted 3 which I though were very harsh. Still we can't live without them.
Men are like..
1. Men are like Laxatives. They irritate the crap out of you.
2.Men are like Weather .Nothing can be done to change them.
3. Men are like Chocolate Bars .. Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
4. Men are like Commercials . You can't believe a word they say.
5. Men are like Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature.
6. Men are like Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
7. Men are like Parking Spots All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.
I omitted 3 which I though were very harsh. Still we can't live without them.
