Wednesday, 1 August 2012
Tuesday, 31 July 2012
Q and A 60+
Questions And Answers From An AARP Forum
Q: Where can men over the age of 60 find younger, sexy women who are interested in them?
A: Try a bookstore under fiction.
Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause?
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement. When you are done you will have a place to live.
Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 60+ year old husband?
A: Tell him you're pregnant.
Q: How can you avoid that terrible curse of the elderly - wrinkles?
A: Take off your glasses.
Q: Seriously! What can I do for these crow's feet and all those wrinkles on my face?
A: Go braless. It will usually pull them out.
Q: Why should 60+ year old people use valet parking?
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.
Q: Is it common for 60+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is the problem.
Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
Q: Where should 60+ year olds look for eye glasses?
A: On their foreheads.
Q: What is the most common remark made by 60+ year olds when they enter antique stores?
A: "Gosh, I remember these."
Smile, You've still got your sense of humor, right?
HE SAID: Tawfiq al-Hakim
What I was utterly convinced of, and still am, is the idea that
the only responsibility the free intellectual has is vis-a-vis
himself. He is not responsible to either a political party or a
ruler.
There is always a state of anxiety, of searching and delving
for style.
In the past, traditional art was based on making manifest
what is enduring in man, like love, jealousy, hatred, envy,
and greed... . Today art has to look again at these
unchanging qualities, because society is no longer
unchanging. It is up to art today to show us what has
become of these unchanging qualities in a world which is
moving and changing.
“Ahhh! The Sky, Heaven and Hell..Those three words were
known in the East..Once you take them out of our earthly
world, the whole world will fall apart..all the masterpieces we
have made would sound and look platitude.
I know the West now is an object of admiration for its science
and discoveries but what does it worth judging by the
greatest discoveries that were found in the east?!
Verily the West is exploring the Earth and the East is
exploring the Sky.
UNUSUAL PHOTOS
Airport in the Maldives is located on an artificial island in the middle of the Indian Ocean
Balloons in Cappadocia .
Balcony of floor 103 in Chicago .
Morning Glory – kind of clouds observed in the Gulf of Carpentaria in northern Australia
Emerald Lake in the crater of an extinct volcano. Tongariro National Park – New Zealand
Lost paradise in the Indian Ocean . Isle of Lamu.
This is a unique geological phenomenon known as Danxia landform. These phenomena can be observed in several places in China . This example is located in Zhangye, Province of Gansu . The color is the result of an accumulation for millions of years of red sandstone and other rocks.
Skyscraper-Crescent Crescent Moon Tower ( Dubai )
Gibraltar Airport is one of the most extraordinary airports around the world
Photo of storm in Montana , USA , 2010
Monday, 30 July 2012
HE SAID: صلاح جاهين
“يأسك وصبرك بين ايديك وانت حر
تيأس ما تيأس الحياة راح تمر
أنا دقت من دة ومن دة وعجبي لقيت
الصبر مر وبرضه اليأس مر
“لا تجبر الإنسان ولا تخيّره
يكفيه ما فيه من عقل بيحيّره
اللي النهارده بيطلبه ويشتهيه
هو اللي بكره ح يشتهي يغيّره
“يا باب يا مقفول ... إمتي الدخول
صبرت ياما و اللي يصبر ينول
دقيت سنين ... و الرد يرجع لي : مين ؟
لو كنت عارف مين أنا كنت أقول
“على اسم مصر التاريخ يقدر يقول ما شاء
أنا مصر عندي أحب وأجمل الأشياء
بحبها وهي مالكة الأرض شرق وغرب
وبحبها وهي مرمية جريحة حرب
بحبها بعنف وبرقة وعلى استحياء
واكرهها وألعن أبوها بعشق زي الداء
واسيبها واطفش في درب وتبقى هي ف درب
وتلتفت تلاقيني جنبها في الكرب
والنبض ينفض عروقي بألف نغمة وضرب”
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