الاعلان

Saturday, 4 August 2012

الكهرباء و الفيس بوك





































واخيرا الصين اخترعت لنا حل لانقطاع الكهرباء .....




كل واحد ينقي له قطة تنفعه في الزمن ده







BEAUTIFUL EGYPT


Cairo


The Nile


The Nile by sunset


The Nile at night


El Fayoum


Cairo Tower

Stanley Bridge , Alexandria


Beautiful Alexandria


Alexandria at night


Alexandria by sunset


Lighthouse , Alexandria


San Stefano , Alexandria at night




San Stefano , Alexandria in the morning

World's Longest Sea Bridge Unvieled

World's Longest Sea Bridge Unvieled







China has unveiled the world’s longest sea bridge, which stretches a massive 26.4 miles! The road bridge, which took four years and cost a cool £5.5billion to build, will be open for use in the New Year and is almost three miles longer than the previous record-holder, the Lake Pontchartrain Causeway in Louisiana.    










Friday, 3 August 2012

The KFPS Friesian Horse

كتب عن مصر: المرحوم الكاتب جلال عامر




- لم يعد أحد في مصر يستحق أن نحمله على أكتافنا إلا انبوبة البوتاغاز.

- في مصر لا يمشي الحاكم بأمر الدستور، بل بأمر الدكتور.

- إحنا مش معقول حد ياخذ «نوبل» ونسيبه في حاله. إما نطفشه زي زويل، أو ندبحه زي نجيب محفوظ، أو نكرهه في عيشته زي البرادعي!.

- حد من الركاب يصحي مصر ويشوفها نازلة فين.

- نحن نعزل الملوك… لكن لا نغير السلوك.

- واتفق العرب.. عبارة نقتبسها من احدى قصص الخيال العلمي.

- الحكومة ليست حراما أو حلالا. الحكومة مكروهة.

- اننا شعب مغلوب على ارضه وبين جماهيره.

- اعلم ان المنافقين في الآخرة في الدرك الاسفل من النار، لكنهم في الدنيا على الصفحات الاولى للصحف.

- المشكلة ليست في انه لا يوجد حل، ولكن المشكلة انه لا احد يريد الحل.

- سألها الملك «ألا يشبع هؤلاء الفقراء؟!»…. قالت شهرزاد «يشبعون ضرباً في الاقسام ومراكز الشرطة يا مولاي».

- الملكية العامة في بلادنا مثل الدنيا نظريا «كلنا لها»، لكن عمليا «ما حدش واخد منها حاجة».

- تذكر «صوتك» امانة فحاول ان تعمل.. «البوم»!.

- ليس عندنا شفافية إلا في ملابس النساء.

- في الانتخابات المقبلة، هل نصوت للوطن أم عليه؟!

- عندنا فساد.. تحب تتغدى عندنا؟!

- مجتمع لا يهمه الجائع الا اذا كان ناخبا، ولا يهمه العاري الا اذا كانت امرأة.

- الحرب يخطط لها «الدهاة».. ويصنعها «الشجعان».. ويرثها «اللا مؤاخذة»..!.

- نحن الشعب الوحيد الذي يستخدم «المخ» في السندويشات.

- البلد فيها ناس عايشة كويس، وناس كويس انها عايشة.

- كل واحد يسأل الآن «مصر رايحة على فين؟».. مش تسألوا قبل ما تركبوا؟!

- لا تيأس. فرغم قصص الفساد التي تقرؤها يومياً في «ألف نيلة ونيلة» فأنا متفائل وعندي أمل كبير.. شايله في الدولاب.

- نؤمن بوجود العالم الآخر.. ولكننا لا نؤمن بوجود الرأي الآخر.

- معظمنا يأكل ويشرب بمعرفته.. لكنه يفكر بمعرفة الآخرين.

- مصر ليست وطناً نعيش فيه لكنها حاجة بتتاكل.

- مصر بخير والدكتور سوف يكتب لها «خروج».. من التاريخ.

- الحكمة قد تصلح لقيادة قبيلة، لكن الاوطان تدار بالدساتير.

DON'T GET UPSET


The "L I T T L E" Things:






As you might remember, the head of a company survived


9/11 because his son started kindergarten.






Another fellow was alive because it was


His turn to bring donuts.






One woman was late because her


Alarm clock didn't go off in time.






One was late because of being stuck on the NJ Turnpike


Because of an auto accident.






One of them


Missed his bus.






One spilled food on her clothes and had to take


Time to change.






One's


Car wouldn't start.






One couldn't


Get a taxi.






The one that struck me was the man


Who put on a new pair of shoes that morning,


Took the various means to get to work


But before he got there, he developed


a blister on his foot.






He stopped at a drugstore to buy a Band-Aid.


That is why he is alive today..










Now when I am


Stuck in traffic ,


Miss an elevator,


Turn back to answer a ringing telephone ...


All the little things that annoy me.


I think to myself,


This is exactly where


God wants me to be


At this very moment..






Next time your morning seems to be


Going wrong ,






You can't seem to find the car keys,


You hit every traffic light,


Don't get mad or frustrated;


It May be just that


God is at work watching over you.










May God continue to bless you


With all those annoying little things


And may you remember their possible purpose.




























THE MOST EXPENSIVE CARS IN THE WORLD


1) The Bugatti Veyron Super Sports ( $2,400,000)



This is easily the most expensive and the most powerful car in the world today. It is also the fastest street legal car with a top speed of 431km/hr. It is also the fastest accelerating car reaching 0-60 in just 2.5 seconds! This car is named after racing driver Pierre Veyron, who won the 24 hours of Le Mans in 1939 while racing for the original Bugatti firm. This beauty has been designed and developed by the Volkswagen group and produced by Bugatti Automobiles SAS at their headquarters in France. The best part about this car is that it can be driven by anyone with a driver’s license as opposed to other super cars that require special driving permits.



 
2) Aston Martin One-77 ($1,850,000)



This supercar surpasses all the previous Aston Martin cars due to its powerful performance and stunning exterior. The production of this magnificent car is limited as it is expected that not many people will be able to afford this luxury. With 750 hp, this car is able to travel from 0-60 mph in 3.4 seconds. It can reach a maximum speed of 220 mph. It even stands ahead of the Veyron, in terms of luxury. It is the epitome of sophistication.




 
3) Pagani Zonda Clinque Roadster ($1,850,000)



One of the most striking cars in the world is the Pagani, the Italian super car that can go from 0-60 in 3.4 seconds. This rocket ship inspired car hits 200 kilometers per hour in less than 10 seconds. It has a top speed of 217 mph. This limited edition super car includes all the things that one can only dream of.  



     
4) Lamborghini Reventon ($1,600,000)



Here is yet another masterpiece by the father of sports cars- Lamborghini. It is the most expensive as well as powerful Lamborghini ever built. It takes 3.3 seconds to reach 60 mph and its top recorded speed is 212.2 mph. Only 20 pieces of this new breed of Lamborghini were manufactured. Thus, it’s rarity as well as specifications of the car makes it one of the expensive cars till date.    



 
5) Koenigsegg Agera ($1,600,000)



This is one supercar that may give Bugatti a run for its money and claim for itself the title of being the world’s fastest supercar. This latest import from Sweden can go from 0-60 in just 2.8 seconds, reaching a maximum speed of 260 mph. This new car is so exotic that the Royal Family of Oman already placed an order for one before it was even revealed at the Geneva Motor Show.



 
6) Maybach Landaulet ($1,380,000)



This is the most luxurious and the most expensive sedan on the market as of now. It can reach from 0-60 in 5.2 seconds. What makes this car even more unique is its convertible roof that can open fully at the rear. The Landaulet is made for those lucky CEOs and Executives who have their own personal driver.   





   
7) Zenvo ST1 ($1, 225,000)



This car is the product of a new Danish supercar company that will compete to be the best in speed and style. The Zenvo ST1 is able to reach 60 mph in 2.9 seconds and has a top speed of 233 mph. This latest supercar is limited to 15 units.




   
8) McLaren F1 ($970,000)



This first thing you will notice about this car is its unique design. The car possesses a unique 3 seater configuration with the driver at the center of the interior and the 2 passenger seats flanked along the back of the driver. In 1994, this was the fastest and most expensive car. However, it is more than just that. Built with some of the most flawless engineering, this is one car that has made its mark in the automobile industry. It has an amazing top speed of 240 mph and can reach 60 mph in 3.2 seconds, despite being built 15 years ago.






 
9) Ferrari Enzo ($670,000)



The Ferrari is without a doubt the most popular super ever built. It was developed in 2002 using Formula One Technology. It has a horsepower of 650 and can reach a top speed of 217 mph with 0-60 mph in 3.4 seconds. However, it is hard to get your hands on this beauty as only 400 units have been produced.     



 
10) Pagani Zonda C12 ($667,321)



This custom built supercar was unveiled at the Geneva Auto Show in2005. It’s advanced technology and spectacular craftsmanship, the Zonda has proven that it can easily compete with other supercars around. Produced by a small independent company in Italy, it is one of the fastest cars ever produced with a top speed of 215 mph+. It can reach 0-60 in 3.5 seconds.

                                                                                                                         Thank you IH