FAMOUS PHOTOS OF THE 20th CENTURY 1

Technical Support

Computer problem in Florida / True story 

Technical Support, how can I help you? 

FEMALE CALLER:  'Last night my computer started making a lot of hissing noises at me so I shut it down.  This morning when I turned it on the computer started hissing and cracking, then started smoking and a bad smell, then nothing'.

TECH SUPPORT:  'I will have a technician come over first thing this morning.
Leave the computer just like it is, so they can find the problem and fix it, or change it out with another computer.  Give me your address; phone number and the technician will be there just as soon as he can'. 

When the technician got there, the lady showed him where the computer was,
said what happened to it, ... this is what the technician found wrong.


Take a look at the pictures... YOU WON'T BELIEVE YOUR EYES ... 
  And you thought YOU had computer problems!!! 
  











The technician told her: ... 'It must have been after the mouse!'
... The woman didn't think it was very funny at all! 





and this one ...

 Computer Repair

Caller :  Hi, our printer is not working.
Customer Service:   What is wrong with it?
Caller :  Mouse is jammed.
Customer Service:  Mouse? ... Printers don't have a mouse!!!
Caller:  Mmmmm??.. Oh really? ... I will send a picture.
  

TELEPHONE CABINS IN BRAZIL 2

اختراعات إلكترونية مذهلة

هاتف ذكي مزود بخاصية (اتش.زد.أو) والتي توفر حماية للهاتف ضد الماء وفي الصورة تم وضع الهاتف في البيرة، ومن المنتظر أن تبدأ الشركات توظيف هذه الخاصية في الهواتف هذا العام.

شوكة طعام عجيبة تقوم بقياس عدد ما ووزن ما يأكله الانسان من طعام باستخدامها لتقوم بتنبيهه إذا تجاوز الكم المسموح له بتناوله

جهاز أخر يمكن توصيله بالسيارة لتحديد مكانها وسرعتها لمراقبة الآخرين حين يقودون سيارتك

كاميرا عالية الجودة تعمل لاسلكيا وقد تتحول لاداة مراقبة

سوار الرسغ .. اداة تقيس حجم ما يبذله الانسان من جهد طوال النهار حتى تنبهه إذا أصابه الكسل

COMPUTER JOKES

THE MEANING OF BEING FAITHFUL

ROME - Since his owner died two months ago, Tommy the dog has not missed a single mass in the small church in southern Italy where his mistress's funeral was held, 










His owner Maria had lived alone with Tommy and 3 other rescued dogs. They used to follow her on her daily rounds in the fields. The other dogs have been adopted by villagers .

After following his mistress's coffin to the church on the day of her funeral , Tommy has returned daily, attending masses, baptism and funerals , according to the local priest who now wouldn't do without Tommy.

Men just don't listen!

  
Wanda's dishwasher was broken, so she called in a repairman. Since she had to go to work the next day, she told the repairman, 
"I'll leave the key under the mat.
Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and I'll mail you a cheque. 

Oh, by the way don't worry about my dog named Spike. He won't bother you. 



But, whatever you do, DO NOT, under ANY circumstances, talk to my parrot! 



I MUST STRESS TO YOU: DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!"


When the repairman arrived at Wanda's apartment, he discovered the biggest, meanest looking dog he has ever seen. But, just as she had said, the dog just lay there on the carpet watching the repairman go about his work.

The parrot however, drove him nuts the whole time with his incessant yelling, cursing and name calling. 

Finally the repairman couldn't contain himself any longer and yelled, "Shut up, you stupid, ugly bird!"


To which the parrot replied, "Get him Spike!" 

Men just don't listen!