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Wednesday, 22 May 2013

Seminar on Loving Relationship

There was a group of women at a seminar on how to live in a loving relationship with your husband. The women were asked : 'How many of you love your husband’s?' All the women raised their hands . Then they were asked : 'When was the last time you told your husband you loved him ?' Some women answered today , some yesterday , some didn't remember .

The women were then told to take their phones and send the following text : "I love you , sweetheart" . Then the women were told to exchange phones and read the responding text messages from their husbands .

Here are some of the replies :

1. Who is this ?

2. Eh , mother of my children , are you sick ?

3. I love you too .

4. What now ? Did you crash the car again ?

5. I don't understand what you mean ?

6. What did you do now ? I won't forgive you this time .

7. ?!?

8. Don't beat about the bush , just tell me how much you need ?

9. Am I dreaming ?

10. If you don't tell me who this message is actually for , someone will die .

11. I asked you not to drink anymore . I'll leave if you are tired of me .

FLOWERS 1

Don't mess with old people.

George Phillips , an elderly man, from Meridian, Mississippi, was going up to bed, when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. George opened the back door to go turn off the light, but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things.

He phoned the police, who asked, "Is someone in your house?"
He said "No, but some people are breaking into my garden shed and stealing from me. '
Then the police dispatcher said "All patrols are busy. You should lock your doors and an officer will be along when one is available."
George said, "Okay."
He hung up the phone and counted to 30. Then he phoned the police again.
"Hello,I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people stealing things from my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now because I just shot and killed them both, the dogs are eating them right now." and he hung up.
Within five minutes, six Police Cars, a SWAT Team, a Helicopter, two Fire Trucks, a Paramedic, and an Ambulance showed up at the Phillips' residence, and caught the burglars red-handed.
One of the Policemen said to George , "I thought you said that you'd shot them!"
George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"