A CLEVER OLD MAN

Bob, a 70-year-old, extremely wealthy widower, shows up at the Country Club with a breathtakingly beautiful and very sexy 25-year-old blonde-haired woman who knocks everyone's socks off with her youthful sex appeal and charm and who hangs over Bob's arm and listens intently to his every word. His buddies at the club are all aghast. At the very first chance, they corner him and ask, 'Bob, how'd you get the trophy girlfriend?'
Bob replies, 'Girlfriend? She's my wife!'
They are knocked over, but continue to ask. 'So, how'd you persuade her to marry you?'
'I lied about my age', Bob replies. 'What, did you tell her you were only 50?'

Bob smiles and says, 'No, I told her I was 90.'

انقطاع الكهرباء و الفيس بوك

هل الكشافات على العريس وإلا العروسه

الفيس بوك و انقطاع الكهرباء تانى

INCREDIBLE DOLLS

Seminar on Loving Relationship

There was a group of women at a seminar on how to live in a loving relationship with your husband. The women were asked : 'How many of you love your husband’s?'  All the women raised their hands . Then they were asked : 'When was the last time you told your husband you loved him ?'  Some women answered today , some yesterday , some didn't remember .

  The women were then told to take their phones and send the following text : "I love you , sweetheart" . Then the women were told to exchange phones and read the responding text messages from their husbands .

 Here are some of the replies :

1. Who is this ?

2. Eh , mother of my children , are you sick ?

3. I love you too .

4. What now ? Did you crash the car again ?

5. I don't understand what you mean ?

6. What did you do now ? I won't forgive you this time .

7. ?!?

8. Don't beat about the bush , just tell me how much you need ?

9. Am I dreaming ?

10. If you don't tell me who this message is actually for , someone will die .

11. I asked you not to drink anymore . I'll leave if you are tired of me .