.slower, older, smarter.

An old C-130 Dakota plane was lumbering along when
a cocky F-16 fighter jet flashed by.
The jet jockey decided to show off.

The fighter jockey told the C-130 pilot,'watch this!'
and promptly went into a barrel roll followed by a
steep climb. He then finished with a sonic boom as
he broke the sound barrier. He asked,'what do you
think of that?'

The C-130 pilot said,'That was impressive, but watch this!'
The C-130 pilot droned along for about 5 minutes and then
he came back on and said,'What do you think of that?'
Puzzled , the F-16 pilot asked,'What the heck did you do?'
The C-130 pilot chuckled.'I stood up, stretched my legs, walked
to the back, took a leak, then got a cup of coffee and a cinnamon
roll.'
When you are young and foolish-speed and flash may seem a
good thing. When you get older and smarter-comfort and dull
is not such a bad thing.

Us older folks understand this one, it's called S.O.S. ...slower
older smarter.