A man and his wife were having dinner in an elegant restaurant,
a beautiful young woman enters the restaurant, goes directly to the man and gives him a long sweet kiss,
she said she'll meet him later and left the restaurant !
His wife looked at him with lightning in her eyes and asked :
"Will you tell me who is she ?''
"Who is she ?" replied the husband, "well .. she's my mistress !"
The wife replied : "I want a divorce !"
"Listen, I understand your reaction," begins the husband, "but you must realize that if we divorce, you will no longer travel, no more shopping in the boutiques of Paris, no more winter holidays to Barbados beaches, no more summer holidays in the rocky mountains, no Porsche and Jaguar, no more Yacht club, Polo and Rolex, but it is your decision and I respect it !"
At the same time, a friend of the couple entered the restaurant with a beautiful woman,
"Who is this woman with jack ?" asked the wife,
"That's his mistress !" replied the husband,
The wife replied : "ours is prettier !!"
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