In Honor of stupid people (not us of course!)

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.

On a bar of Dial soap --                                                     "Directions: Use like regular soap."

                                                        (and that would be???....)
 
 
 

On some Swanson frozen dinners --                           "Serving suggestion: Defrost."

                                                   (but, it's just a suggestion.)

 

On packaging for a Rowenta iron --                                     "Do not iron clothes on body."

                                                        (but wouldn't this save me time?)
 
 
 

On Nytol Sleep Aid --                                                          "Warning: May cause drowsiness."

                                                   (..I'm taking this because???.....)

On most brands of Christmas lights -                                   "For indoor or outdoor use only."

                                                        (as opposed to what?)

On a child's Superman costume --                  "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."

                           (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Sears hairdryer -                                                          Do not use while sleeping.

                                            (That's the only time I have to work on my hair.)