A husband wrote the following letter for his wife and left it
on the dining room table:
'To My Dear Wife. You will surely understand that I have certain
needs that you, being 54 years old, can no longer satisfy. I am very
happy with you & I value you as a good wife. Therefore, after reading this letter, I hope that you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my 18 year old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel. Please don't be upset - I shall be home before midnight.'
When the man came home late that night, he found the following
letter on the dining room table:
'My Dear Husband. I received your letter and thank you for your
honesty about my being 54 years old. I would like to take this
opportunity to remind you that you are also 54 years old. As you know, I am a math teacher at our local college. I would like to inform you that while you read this, I will be at the Marriot Hotel with Michael, one of my students. He is young, virile, and like your secretary, is 18 years old. As a successful businessman who has an excellent knowledge of Math, you will understand that although it may appear that we are in the same situation, there is one mathematical difference:
'18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18.'
Therefore, I will not be home until sometime tomorrow!!
on the dining room table:
'To My Dear Wife. You will surely understand that I have certain
needs that you, being 54 years old, can no longer satisfy. I am very
happy with you & I value you as a good wife. Therefore, after reading this letter, I hope that you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my 18 year old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel. Please don't be upset - I shall be home before midnight.'
When the man came home late that night, he found the following
letter on the dining room table:
'My Dear Husband. I received your letter and thank you for your
honesty about my being 54 years old. I would like to take this
opportunity to remind you that you are also 54 years old. As you know, I am a math teacher at our local college. I would like to inform you that while you read this, I will be at the Marriot Hotel with Michael, one of my students. He is young, virile, and like your secretary, is 18 years old. As a successful businessman who has an excellent knowledge of Math, you will understand that although it may appear that we are in the same situation, there is one mathematical difference:
'18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18.'
Therefore, I will not be home until sometime tomorrow!!
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