CATHOLIC COFFEE MORNING IN ROME

Four old Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee in St. Peters Square in Rome .






The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'."






The second Catholic man chirps, "My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Grace'."






The third Catholic gent says, "My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone bows their head and says 'Your Eminence'."






The fourth Catholic man says very proudly, "My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Holiness'."






Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, The four men give her a subtle, "Well....?"






She proudly replies, “I have a daughter,…

…When she walks into a room, people say,






‘Oh MY God’!"