"Do whatever you want."

Four friends arranged the perfect golf vacation.


Two days before the group is to leave Bill's wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn't going. Everyone is very upset -


especially Bill. But what can they do?


Two days later the three get to the golf resort only to find Bill has already checked in, been to the driving range and was practicing his putting.


Damn, man, how long you been here, and how did you talk your wife into letting you go?


Well, I've been here since yesterday. The night before I was sitting in my chair and my wife came up behind me and put her hands over my eyes and said, "Guess who?" I pulled her hands away to see she was wearing a brand new, see-through nightie.


She took my hand and led me to our bedroom. The room had two dozen candles and rose petals all over. She had on the bed, handcuffs and ropes!


She told me to tie and cuff her to the bed and so I did. And then she said, "Do whatever you want."


So, here I am.