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Monday, 9 April 2012

Husband V/S Wife






Husband: Do you know the meaning of WIFE?






It means, Without Information, Fighting Everytime!






Wife: No darling, it means,






With Idiot For Ever










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Wife: I wish I was a newspaper,






So I'd be in your hands all day.






Husband: I too wish that you were a newspaper,






So I could have a new one everyday.










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Doctor: Your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping


pills.


Wife: When must I give them to him?






Doctor: They are for you










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Wife: I had to marry you to find out how stupid you are.






Husband: You should have known it the minute






I asked you to marry me.










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Husband: Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it.






So I bought 3 movie tickets.






Wife: Why Three?






Husband: For you and your parents










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Wife: What will you give me if I climb the great Mount Everest?






Husband: A lovely Push...!!!










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Q: What is the most effective way to remember your wife's birthday?






A: Just forget it once and you will never forget it again










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After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband,






You know, I was a fool when I married you.






The husband replied, "Yes dear, but I was in love and didn't notice





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