Let's laugh

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A man goes into a bar and drinks beer.  *   * An English , a French and a Saeedy were condemned to death. They were allowed to choose between the guillotine , electric chair and hanging. The English chose the guillotine. But it was rust and did not work. So he was set free. Accordingly the French chose the guillotine. But the Saeedychose hanging. The other two were shouting,' Guillotine, guillotine.' He shouted back,' Are you stupid it's not working. * An English, a French and a Saeedy were lost in a desert. They found Aladdin's lamp. When the genie came out, he allowed each a wish. The English said,'   I miss home. Take me to London.' Away he went.  The French asked to be taken to Paris. He was taken there. The Saeedy was left alone in the desert. He said,' They have gone and left me alone. Get them back!' * After every glass of beer he pulls a picture out of his pocket and looks at it.  After the 4th  beer the waiter asks him why after every glass of  beer he pulls the picture out and looks at it.  Then the man says:  It's a picture of my wife.  When she looks good to me I'm going home.  That is an example of the "The Power of Beer"  Be sure to click where it says "click here" (That's the cute part)    Click Here  Then push the beer glass to the right.