CIGARETTE:
A pinch of tobacco rolled in
paper with fire at one end
and a fool at the other!
MARRIAGE:
It's an agreement wherein
a man loses his bachelor degree
and a woman gains her master
LECTURE:
An art of transmitting
Information from the notes of
the lecturer to the notes of
students without passing through
the minds of either
The confusion of one man
multiplied by the number present
COMPROMISE:
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes
he got the biggest piece
TEARS:
The hydraulic force by which
masculine will power is
defeated by feminine water-
power!
CLASSIC:
A book
which people praise,
but never read
SMILE:
A curve
that can set
a lot of things straight!
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