DOCTOR:
A person
who kills
your ills
by pills,
and kills you by his bills!
BOSS:
Someone
who is early
when you are late
and late
when you are early
FATHER:
A banker
provided by
nature
MISER:
A person
who lives poor
so that
he can die RICH!
OPTIMIST:
A person
who while falling
from EIFFEL TOWER
says in midway
"SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!"
DIPLOMAT:
A person
who tells you
to go to hell
in such a way
that you actually look forward
to the trip
EXPERIENCE:
The name
men give
to their
Mistakes
YAWN:
The only time
when some married men
ever get to open
their mouth
OFFICE:
A place
where you can relax
after your strenuous
home life
POLITICIAN:
One who
shakes your hand
before elections
and your Confidence
Later
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