1. Men are like Laxatives. They irritate the crap out of you.
2. Men are like Weather .Nothing can be done to change them.
3. Men are like Commercials . You can't believe a word they say.
4. Men are like .Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature.
5. Men are like . Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
6. Men are like Popcorn . They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
7. Men are like Lava Lamps . Fun to look at, but not very bright.
8. Men are like Parking Spots All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.
I omitted 2 which were too harsh . Of course this does not apply to all men, only the ones who say,'Why buy a cow when you can get the milk for free. '
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