The Irish have the lowest stress rate
because they do not take medical terminology seriously ...
because they do not take medical terminology seriously ...
Medical Term | Irish Definition | |
Artery | - | The study of paintings |
Bacteria | - | Back door to cafeteria |
Barium | - | What doctors do when patients die |
Benign | - | What you be, after you be eight |
Caesarean Section | - | A neighbourhood inRome |
Cat scan | - | Searching for Kitty |
Cauterize | - | Made eye contact with her |
Colic | - | A sheep dog |
Coma | - | A punctuation mark |
Dilate | - | To live long |
Enema | - | Not a friend |
Fester | - | Quicker than someone else |
Fibula | - | A small lie |
Impotent | - | Distinguished, well known |
Labour Pain | - | Getting hurt at work |
Medical Staff | - | A Doctor's cane |
Morbid | - | A higher offer |
Nitrates | - | Rates of Pay for Working at Night, Normally more money than Days |
Node | - | I knew it |
Outpatient | - | A person who has fainted |
Pelvis | - | Second cousin to Elvis |
Post Operative | - | A letter carrier |
Recovery Room | - | Place to do upholstery |
Rectum | - | Nearly killed him |
Secretion | - | Hiding something |
Seizure | - | Roman Emperor |
Tablet | - | A small table |
Terminal Illness | - | Getting sick at the airport |
Tumour | - | One plus one more |
Urine | - | Opposite of you're out |
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