A curious kid comes to an elderly man, who is reading a book, and asks
him: "What are you reading?" The elderly man answers: "A history book" The kid looks at what the elderly man is reading and says,
"But that is a book about sex!"
Old man:
"Yeah, but for me it is history!"
"I joined a gym recently. I don't have the best history in the world of sticking with my fitness regimens, but I feel like this time's gonna be different. I figure one of two things is gonna happen: either I'll get into shape, or I'll just resign myself to paying an $85 a month fat tax."
Most STUPID questions
people usually ask in obvious
situation.
1. At movies: hey! What r u doing here?... ...
Me: I sell tickets in black here. Don't
u know?
...
2. In bus:A fat lady steps on my feet:
Sorry did that hurt?
Me: No not at all. I'm on local
anesthesia .Why don't u try again?:O
3. When i got woken up at midnight
by a call: sorry! Were u sleeping?
Me: Na! I was doing research on
whether monkeys in Africa marry or
not. U thought i was sleeping,u
stupid fool?
4. when they come with shorter hair:
hey Have u had a haircut?
Me: Nah! Its autumn. my hairs
shedding.!
5. When someone calls on land-line and asks
where r u?
Me: Me in the market with the telephone
around my neck
him: "What are you reading?" The elderly man answers: "A history book" The kid looks at what the elderly man is reading and says,
"But that is a book about sex!"
Old man:
"Yeah, but for me it is history!"
"I joined a gym recently. I don't have the best history in the world of sticking with my fitness regimens, but I feel like this time's gonna be different. I figure one of two things is gonna happen: either I'll get into shape, or I'll just resign myself to paying an $85 a month fat tax."
Most STUPID questions
people usually ask in obvious
situation.
1. At movies: hey! What r u doing here?... ...
Me: I sell tickets in black here. Don't
u know?
...
2. In bus:A fat lady steps on my feet:
Sorry did that hurt?
Me: No not at all. I'm on local
anesthesia .Why don't u try again?:O
3. When i got woken up at midnight
by a call: sorry! Were u sleeping?
Me: Na! I was doing research on
whether monkeys in Africa marry or
not. U thought i was sleeping,u
stupid fool?
4. when they come with shorter hair:
hey Have u had a haircut?
Me: Nah! Its autumn. my hairs
shedding.!
5. When someone calls on land-line and asks
where r u?
Me: Me in the market with the telephone
around my neck
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