A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday morning; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt. God works in mysterious ways.
> > After they crawl out of their cars, the man is yelling about women drivers. The woman says, 'So, you're a man. That's interesting. I am a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should be friends and live in peace for the rest of our days'.
> > Flattered, the man replies, 'Oh yes, I agree completely, this must be a sign from God! But you're still at fault..women shouldn't be allowed to drive.'
> > The woman continues, 'And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God
> wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune.'
> > She hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman.
> > The woman takes the bottle, puts the cap back on and hands it back to the man.
> > The man asks, 'Aren't you having any?'
> > The woman replies, 'No. I think I'll just wait for the police....'
> >
> > MORAL OF THE STORY:
> > Women are clever. Don't mess with them.
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