A lawyer had been having fun in his car with his secretary.
On getting home, his wife saw a pair of panties on the back seat. She tore it apart screaming, "What the hell is this?
What have you been up to?"
He calmly replied, "You have just destroyed the evidence of the rape case worth a million for me which I'm handling. You can forget about the jewellery you wanted!"
She quickly fell on her knees apologizing.
No one wins over a lawyer even someone called WIFE!
Consultation fees
A lawyer's dog, running around town unleashed, heads for a butcher shop and steals a roast. The butcher goes to the lawyer's office and asks, "if a dog running unleashed steals a piece of meat from my store, do I have a right to demand payment for the meat from the dog's owner?" The lawyer answers, "Absolutely."
"Then you owe me $8.50. Your dog was loose and stole a roast from me today."
The lawyer, without a word, writes the butcher a check for $8.50. The butcher, having a feeling of satisfaction, leaves.
Three days later, the butcher finds a bill from the lawyer: $100 due for a consultation.
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