شاب مصرى محتار

 

بس ده يا شيخنا اسمه أعراض ناس!!! .... ناس!!

ناس ايه يا احمد استغفر الله العظيم بل قل أنها المكر و المكيدة و كلاهما مطلوبان في الحرب.......

حرب ايه يا شيخنا هو انا باحارب أخويا و ابن عمي و جاري و صاحبي و أهل بلدي......

نعم ، نعم يا بني ما نريد إلا تطبيق شرع الله و من يقف أمام ذلك فهو عدو. أن الله فتح علينا و هي فرصة وهبها الله لنا أما أن نأخذها و أما أن يأخذونا كما اخذونا من قبل. هذا هو الجهاد يا احمد بل هم نعم الجهاد. ...

بس فين الدعوة يا شيخ الرسول،

و هنا قاطعه الشيخ: عليه الصلاة و السلام....

باقول أن الرسول يا شيخنا حبب الناس في الدعوة و حببهم في الدين و فقّهم في الدين فاتوا اليه مؤمنين ....

يا احمد انت مازالت صغير افعل ما تؤمر به و لا تجادل في الحق حتي لا تلاقي عذاب السعير. ....

احمد شاب من أسرة ميسورة الحال ، أبواه يعملان في الخليج من ٢٠ عام و يعيش مع جدته العجوز و يرسلوا له من الأموال ما يزيد عن حاجة أي شاب في عمره. و لانه شاب علي خلق بالفطرة لم ينحرف و لكن وجد سلواه في مسجد الرحمة و تعلم الدين علي يد شيخ المسجد الشيخ عمر التوني أو أبا صالح.....و أبو صالح اختير في اللجنة التأسيسية للدستور و كم من مرة رأه يراوغ و يكذب حتي يتمكن من من يجادله و أن فشل يبحث عن نقطة سوداء في ملف الآخر ليستخدمها في الضغط عليه و إملاء شروطه و رغباته....

أبو صالح طلب من احمد أن يذهب الي مارينا و يندس بين الناس ليصور ابنة احد الأعضاء المحسوبين علي الليبراليين و هي بالمايو علي الشاطئ وسط عائلتها و اصحابها و قال له: و ياريت يا ريت لو أبوها الزنديق جالس بجانبها و انا حنزلها في كل جريدة و كل موقع علي النت.

مالك يا ابني مهموم كده ليه؟....

 في حاجة يا جدتي مهمة مطلوبة مني و مش عارف صح ولا غلط؟...

بص يا احمد يا نور عيني الصح هو الي تقدر تحكييه قدام الناس كلها و انت فخور و الغلط هو الي ما تقدرش تفتح بقك و تحكييه للناس لأنك مكسوف....

ضحك احمد ضحكة عالية: بقالي ٢٠ سنة باروح الجامع و عمر ما حد لخصلي الصح و الغلط زيك انتي يا جدتي يا جميلة ، باي يا أجمل واحدة في حياتي......

رايح فين يا كلب يا صغير.....

حأصلي العصر في مسجد النادي و أروح العب سكواتش انا بقالي عمر ما مسكتش مضرب.......

 روح يا بني ربنا يهدي سرك و ينور طريقك.........

يا رب نور طريقنا و انصرنا علي القوم الظالمين

بقلم: خالد ش.

THEY WALK AMONGST US

Some guy bought a new fridge for his house.


To get rid of his old fridge, he put it in his front yard and hung a

Sign on it saying: 'Free to good home. You want it, you take it.'

For three days the fridge sat there without anyone looking twice.

He eventually decided that people were too mistrustful of this deal.

So he changed the sign to read: 'Fridge for sale $50.'



The next day someone stole it!    

  *One day I was walking down the beach with

Some friends when someone shouted.....

'Look at that dead bird!'

Someone looked up at the sky and said...'where?'

While looking at a house, my brother asked the


Estate agent which direction was north because

He didn't want the sun waking him up every morning.

She asked, 'Does the sun rise in the north?'

My brother explained that the sun rises in the east

And has for sometime. She shook her head and said,

'Oh, I don't keep up with all that stuff......'
       

My colleague and I were eating our lunch in our cafeteria,

when we overheard an admin girl talking about the

sunburn she got on her weekend drive to the beach.

She drove down in a convertible, but said

she 'didn't think she'd get sunburned

because the car was moving'.    

  I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area and went to the lost luggage office and reported the loss.

The woman there smiled and told me not to worry

because she was a trained professional and

said I was in good hands. 'Now,' she asked me,

'Has your plane arrived yet?'...

(I work with professionals like this.)

While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man


ordering a small pizza to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would like it cut
into 4 pieces or 6.

 He thought about it for some time then said 'Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry enough to eat 6 pieces.

A man was driving when he saw the flash of a traffic camera. He figured that his picture had been taken for exceeding the limit, even though heknew that he was not speeding...

Just to be sure, he went around the block and passed the same spot, driving even more slowly, but again the camera flashed. Now he began to think that this was quite funny, so he drove even slower as he passed the area again, but the traffic cameraagain flashed. He tried a fourth time with the same result.. He did this a fifth time and was now laughing when the camera flashed as he rolled past, this time at a snail's pace... Two weeks later, he got five tickets in the mail for driving without a seat belt..

Stunning Photos 1

A seahorse inspects a diver's watch

An illuminated snow tunnel in Russia

Everybody was kung fu fighting

The honeybees final sting

Street artist Sainer goes big in Poland

Mount Rainier casts a shadow on clouds

First contact

The Irish Sky Garden crater

Moon bridge in Dahu Park, Taipei

                                  Flight of the devil rays

NanoFly

Subject: NanoFly

Look closely at the attached picture, especially the legs :)

Is this a mosquito?

No. It's an insect spy drone for urban areas, already in production,

funded by the US Government.

It can be remotely controlled and is equipped with a camera and a microphone.

It can land on you, and it may have the potential to take a DNA sample or leave RFID tracking nanotechnology on your skin.

It can fly through an open window, or it can attach to your clothing

Until you take it in your home.

رحمه الله عليك يا ناصر

لن ننساك يا حبيب الملايين

ممكن الجوع يعمل كده؟؟؟

Why boys need parents...2

WISE WORDS

Death asked Life : Why does everyone love you and hate me?

Life replied : Because I am a beautiful Lie and you are painful Truth

 A Lovely Logic for a beautiful Life:

 Never try to maintain relations in your life, Just try to maintain life in your relations

 We are very good Lawyers for our mistakes; and very good Judges for others  mistakes

 People always say: Find good people and leave bad ones.
 But it should say: Find the good in people and ignore the bad in them because No one is born perfect

 A fantastic sentence written on every Japanese bus stop.
 Only buses will stop here - Not your time
 So Keep walking towards your goal

 Negative Thinkers focus on Problems
Positive thinkers focus on Solutions

 Never hold your head high with pride or ego.
Even the winner of a gold medal gets his/her medal only when he bows his head down

 African Saying:

 If you want to walk quick, walk alone
If you want to walk far, walk together

 Confidence Quote: I have not failed. My success is just postponed.

Entire water in the ocean can never sink a ship, Unless it gets inside.
 All the pressures of life can never hurt you unless you let it in.

Why boys need parents...

THE ROBOT

A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie.

He decides to test it out at dinner one night.



The father asks his son what he did that day.

The son says, "I did some schoolwork."



The robot slaps the son.



The son says, "Ok, Ok. I was at a friend's house watching movies."

Dad asks, "What movie did you watch?"

Son says, "Toy Story."



The robot slaps the son.



Son says, "Ok, Ok we were watching porn."

Dad says,"What? At your age I didn't even know what porn was!"



The robot slaps the father.



Mom laughs and says,"Well he certainly is your son!"



The robot slaps the mother!







P.S. Robot For Sale

PERFECTLY TIMED PHOTOS 2