OLD COUPLE GETTING MARRIED

Getting Married

Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Devon , are all excited about their decision to get married.

They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a chemist. Jacob suggests they go in.



Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?"



The pharmacist answers, "Yes."



Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"



Pharmacist: "Of course we do."



Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?"



Pharmacist: "All kinds "



Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism?"



Pharmacist: "Definitely."



Jacob: "How about suppositories?"



Pharmacist: "You bet!"



Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, and Alzheimer's?"



Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works."



Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for

Parkinson's disease?"



Pharmacist: "Absolutely.."



Jacob: "Everything for heartburn and indigestion?"



Pharmacist: "We sure do."



Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers and canes?"



Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."



Jacob: "Adult incontinance pants?"



Pharmacist: "Sure."



Jacob: "We'd like to use this store for our wedding presents list..."