Jewish Modesty
A Catholic, a Protestant, a Muslim and a Jew
were in a discussion during a dinner.
Catholic: "I have a large fortune....I am going to buy Citibank"
Protestant: "I am very wealthy and will buy General Motors"
Muslim: "I am a fabulously rich prince.... I intend to purchase
Microsoft"
They then all wait for the Jew to speak....
The Jew stirs his coffee, places the spoon neatly on the table, takes
a sip of his coffee, looks at them and casually says:
"I'm not selling"
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