Mothers Don't Care How Famous You Are

Mona Lisa's Mother: 'After all that money your father and I spent on your braces, is that the biggest smile you can give us?

Columbus's Mother: 'I don't care what you've discovered, you still could have written !'

Michelangelo's' Mother: ' Can't you paint on walls like other children? Do you have any idea how hard it is to get that stuff off the ceiling?'

Napoleon's Mother: 'All right, if you aren't hiding your report card inside your jacket, take your hand out of there and show me.'

Albert Einstein's Mother:' But it's your senior picture. Can't you do something about your hair? Styling gel, mousse, something...?'

Thomas Edison's Mother:' Of course I'm proud that you invented the electric bulb. Now turn it off and get to bed.'

Mary's Mother:' I'm not upset your lamb followed you to school, but I would like to know how he got a better grade than you.