TANJOOBERRYMUTTS, is this English?

 

TANJOOBERRYMUTTS

By the time you read through this you will understand "TANJOOBERRYMUTTS". And only then will you be ready to take on China !

 

Believe me... you WILL understand!!!

Here goes...

 

 

The following is a telephonic exchange between maybe you as a Hotel guest & room-service in China ...

 

 

Room Service: "Morrin. Roon sirbees."

 

Guest: "Sorry, I thought I dialled room-service."

 

Room Service: " Rye , Roon sirbees...morrin! Joowish to 
oddor sunteen?"

 

Guest: "Uh... Yes, I'd like to order bacon & eggs."

 

Room Service: "Ow ulai den?"

 

Guest: " .......What??"

 

Room Service: "Ow ulai den?!?... Pryed, boyud, pochd?"

 

Guest: "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry.. 
Scrambled, please."

 

Room Service: "Ow ulai dee bayken? Creepse?"

 

Guest: "Crisp will be fine."

 

Room Service: "Hokay. An sahn toes?"

 

Guest: "What?"

 

Room Service: "An toes. ulai sahn toes?"

 

Guest: "I.... Don't think so.."

 

Room Service: "No? Udo wan sahn toes???"

 

Guest: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'udo wan sahn toes' means."

 

Room Service: "Toes! Toes!... Why Uoo don wan toes?...

Ow bow anglish moppin we botter?"

 

Guest: "Oh, English muffin!!! I've got it! You were saying

'toast'... Fine...Yes, an English muffin will be fine."

 

Room Service: "We botter?"

 

Guest: "No, just put the botter on the side."

 

Room Service: "Wad?!?"

 

Guest: "I mean butter... Just put the butter on the side."

 

Room Service: "Copy?"

 

Guest: "Excuse me?"

 

Room Service: "Copy.. tea... meel?"

 

Guest: "Yes. Coffee, please... And that's everything."

 

Room Service: "One Minnie. Scramah egg, creepse bayken,

Anglish moppin, we botter on sigh & copy... Rye ??"

 

Guest: "Whatever you say."

 

Room Service: "Tanjooberrymutts."

 

Guest: "You're welcome"

 

 

Remember I did say "By the time you read through this...

.. YOU WILL UNDERSTAND 'TANJOOBERRYMUTTS'

 

 

And you do, don't you!!!