A Five year old boy was trying to write a letter
Dad: What are you writing my son ??
Son: Love letter to my girlfriend !!!
Dad: Do you know how to write ??
Son: No!!! So what...
She also doesn't know how to read
It's Love Dad you won't
Understand.... :P
A: Why are you late?
B: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill.
A: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it?
B: No, I was standing on it.
Wife: I wish I was a newspaper,
So I’d be in your hands all day.
Husband: I too wish that you were a newspaper,
So I could have a new one everyday.
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They
should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.
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