FORGOT MY GLASSES....
Yesterday my daughter asked why I didn't do something useful with
my time. She suggested I go down to the senior center and hang out
with the guys. I did this and when I got home last night I told her
that I had joined a Parachute Club.
She said "Are you nuts? You're almost 70 years old and you're
going to start jumping out of airplanes?"
I proudly showed her that I even got a membership card.
She said to me, "For heaven's sake, where are your glasses! This is a
membership to a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club!"
I'm in trouble again and don't know what to do! I signed up for five
jumps a week!
Life as a senior citizen is not getting any easier.
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