THE GAY COWBOY

A successful rancher died and left

everything to his devoted wife.



She was a very good-looking woman and

determined to keep the ranch,

but knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an ad in

the newspaper for a ranch hand.



Two cowboys applied for the job. One was gay and the other a

drunk.



She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied

she decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have

him around the house than the drunk.



He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every day and

knew a lot about ranching.



For weeks, the two of them worked, and the ranch was doing very

well.



Then one day, the rancher's widow said to the hired hand, "You

have done a really good job, and the ranch looks great. You should

go into town and kick up your heels." The hired hand readily agreed

and went into  town one Saturday night.



One o'clock came, however, and he didn't return. Two o'clock and

no hired hand.



Finally he returned a round two-thirty, and upon entering the room,

he found the rancher's widow sitting by the fireplace with a glass of

wine, waiting for him.



She quietly called him over to her.



"Unbutton my blouse and take it off," she said.



Trembling, he did as she directed. "Now take off my boots."



He did as she asked, ever so slowly. "Now take off my socks."



He removed each gently and placed them neatly by her boots.



"Now take off my skirt."



He slowly unbuttoned it, constantly watching her eyes in the fire

light.



"Now take off my bra.." Again, with trembling hands, he did as he

was told and dropped it to the floor.



Then she looked at him and said, "If you ever wear my clothes into

town again, you're fired."

 (P. S. - I didn't see it coming, either)