LET'S LAUGH

 

   A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party.

 

  Their conversation was constantly interrupted by people describing

  their ailments and asking the doctor for free medical advice.

 

  After an hour of this, the exasperated doctor asked the lawyer,

 "What do you do to stop people from asking you for legal advice

   when you're out of the office?"

 

 "I give it to them," replied the lawyer, "and then I send them a bill."

 

 The doctor was shocked, but agreed to give it a try.

 

 The next day, still feeling slightly guilty, the doctor prepared the bills.

 When he went to place them in his mailbox, he found a bill from the lawyer.

A couple comes up to a wishing well. The guy leans over, 

makes a wish, and throws in a penny.

His wife decides to make a wish, too, but she leans over too 

far, falls into the well, and drowns.

The guy says, “Wow, it really works.”

One day an Irishman goes into a pharmacy shop, reaches into his pocket and takes out a small bottle and a teaspoon. He pours some liquid onto the teaspoon and offers it to the chemist.

"Could you taste this for me, please?"

The chemist takes the teaspoon, puts it in his mouth, swills the liquid around and swallows it. 

"Does that taste sweet to you?" says Paddy.

"No, not at all," says the chemist.

"Oh that's a relief," says Paddy. "The doctor told me to come here and get my urine tested for sugar."