Tom had a very bad headache and wanted to see a doctor. His friend advised him not to do so. He told him that there was a computer at the drug store that can diagnose anything quicker and cheaper than a doctor. He said,' Simply tell it the problem, put in a sample of your urine, and the computer will diagnose it and tell you what you can do .
So he took his friend's advice. He filled a jar with a urine sample and went to the drug store. Finding the computer, he poured in the sample and paid .
The computer started making some noise and lights started flashing. After a brief pause, out popped a small slip of paper which read:
You have migraines. . Get a daily rest, drink a lot of water and avoid bright lights, stress and strain. See me again in 2 weeks.
Within 2 weeks he felt much better. But he thought if he could fool the computer. So he got some urine sample from his daughter, his cat, his wife, tap water and oil from his car and put them in a test tube.
He went to the drug store and put the sample, said he had a headache, paid the money and waited for the result.
Your daughter is pregnant.
Your cat is eating too much fat.
Your wife is fooling around.
Your car needs new filters.
No wonder you have a headache.
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