At the vet

A man takes his hamster to the vet, and after a short look at

the creature the vet pronounces it dead. Not happy with the

vet's diagnosis the man asks for a second opinion.

The vet gives a whistle and in strolls a Labrador dog. The

dog nudges the hamster around with its nose and sniffs it a

couple of times before shaking his head. "There" says the

vet,” Your hamster is dead". Still not happy the man asks for

a third opinion.

The vet opens the back door and in bounds a cat. The cat

jumps onto the table and looks the hamster up and down for

a few minutes before looking up and shaking it's head. "It's

definitely dead sir", says the vet.

 Convinced, the man enquires how much he owes. "That will

be £1000, please".

 "A £1000 just to tell me my hamster is dead" fumes


the man.


"Well", says the vet, "There's my diagnosis, the lab

report and the cat scan"