SMART OR STUPID ANSWERS?

It was meal time during an airline flight..



'Would you like dinner?', the flight attendant asked John, seated in front..


'What are my choices?' John asked.


'Yes or no,' she replied.
 
 

A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store but she couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, 'Do these turkeys get any bigger?'



The stock boy replied, 'No ma'am, they're dead.'

The police officer stopped a speeding kid. As he got out of his car  the kid    rolled down his window.
 
 'I've been waiting for you all day,' the officer said.



The kid replied, 'Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could.'


When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket.