THEY SAID ABOUT MEN

...For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get the milk for free. 
 

1. Men are like Laxatives. They irritate the crap out of you. 

2. Men are like Weather .Nothing can be done to change them. 

3.  Men are like Commercials . You can't believe a word they say. 

4. Men are like .Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature. 

5. Men are like . Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion. 

6. Men are like Popcorn . They satisfy you, but only for a little while. 

7. Men are like Lava Lamps . Fun to look at, but not very bright. 

8. Men are like Parking Spots All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

I omitted 2 which were too harsh . Of course this does not apply to all men, only the ones who say,'Why buy a cow when you can get the milk for free. '